For my author and editor friends…
Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
Hey remember when you wanted hair like the girls on Lizzie McGuire more than anything?
what kind of guys get into equestrian?
Hopeful vibes here
i love you too much for us to be just friends
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.